I just dressed in all black. Put a shirt on my face and made it ninja like, look
and my parents lights are off and I’m light on my feet
so I just walk into my parents room and whisper “nancy”
AND I SWEAR TO GOD HELL WAS RELEASED ON EARTH MY MOM THREW HER NOOK AT ME AND JUMPED OUT OF BED AND STARTED ATTACKING ME AND OH GOD WAS IT THE FUNNIEST THING I HAD EVER DONE
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ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
only a real 15th century kid will get this
WHEN ME AND MY FRIEND SEE OUR OTHER FRIENDS ASSHOLE EX
Hi, guys!
Here it is the New Girl ‘Unofficial Soundtrack’ for the 2nd season!
1. Groove Is In the Heart by Deee-Lite
2. Put That Ass to Work by LMFAO
3. All Alright by Fun
4. Wildest Moments by Jessie Ware
5. You Make my Dreams Come True by Hall & Oates
6. Jump Around by House Of Pain
7. I’ll Have to Say I Love You In a Song by Jim Croce
8. Santa Stole My Lady by Fitz & The Tantrums
9. I’m So Excited by The Pointer Sisters
10. 22 by Taylor Swift
11. Save Me by Queen
12. If Not for You by George Harrison
13. In the Ghetto by Elvis Presley
14. Burning Love by Elvis Presley
15. Father Figure by George Michael
16. Locked out of Heaven by Bruno Mars
17. Candy Shop by 50 Cent & Olivia
18. Stay (I Missed You) by Lisa Noeb & Nine Stories
19. Anything Could Happen by Ellie Goulding
20. Until We Get There by Lucius
21. Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex
22. I Always Knew by The Vaccines
23. ‘Kiss Me Like a Man’ mixed by DJ John Boswell (Bonus)
Feel free to download it here or here
Cover made by Paula
IMPORTANT: I’m having some problems with my computer, I can’t download big files at the moment so I can’t see if the links are working. If you dowloaded it and it’s working (or not) please message me here (If they’re not working I’ll try to fix it as soon as I can).
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Not only is she fixing his tie, but he also has his hand on her shoulder
